You know you're from SD (or NE) when....

Subject: You know you're from SD (or NE) when.... Sat Sep 02, 2006 5:34 pm

During a storm you check the cattle before you check the kids.

The local gas station sells live bait.

You don't buy all your vegetables at the grocery store.

You know the code names for everyone on the CB.

You'll skip your cousin's funeral for the first day of deer season.

You don't clean up the dog's mess because it's just fertilizer.

It takes 30 seconds to reach your destination and it's clear across town.

You can tell the smell of a skunk and the smell of a feed lot apart.

You consider a building a mall if it's bigger than the local Wal-Mart

The first, and perhaps only celebrity you've ever met is Captain 11.

Your idea of a traffic jam is ten cars waiting on I-90 for the "follow me" car to come back during road construction.

"Vacation" means stopping off at Wall Drug for Friday night dinner and a drive through the Badlands early Saturday morning, with the rest of the weekend driving through the Black Hills before heading home for Sunday night chores.

Your school classes were canceled because of cold. And cold means 10 below zero.

You know not only 'what' but 'where' Sturgis is. And, your first big trip in life was to see Mt. Rushmore and visit the Flintstone's Bedrock City in Custer.

A big shopping trip is going to Sioux Falls - Empire Mall. Minneapolis, if you are really living.

You know all 4 seasons: Almost winter, winter, HOT HOT HOT, and winter again.

There is a McDonald's in every town with a population of 1,000 or more. Over 1,000, there is a McDonald's on each end of town.

Eight-foot tall snow piles divide the lane down the middle of Main Street from November through March.

Pop is a Coke and soda involves ice cream and root beer.

You plug your car in at night, but it's not to charge the batteries.

You could always count on the local truck stop or The Happy

Chef for the best breakfast in town.

Aside from pheasants, mosquitos are the state bird.

Menards on any weekend is busier than the toy stores at Christmas

Praire dogs outnumber people 10 to 1

You actually get these jokes and pass them on to other friends from South Dakota.

Subject: Re: You know you're from SD (or NE) when.... Sat Sep 02, 2006 5:37 pm

Haha you forwarded that to me a long time ago. that's so true it's scary, haha

Subject: Re: You know you're from SD (or NE) when.... Sun Sep 03, 2006 11:41 pm

There is one part of that, that is totally incorrect information...I do believe that in South Dakota prarie dogs outnumber people by A LOT more than 10 to 1... haha but nice

Subject: Re: You know you're from SD (or NE) when.... Mon Sep 04, 2006 3:12 pm

nah...as many as I've shot, that just CANNOT be possible.

Subject: Re: You know you're from SD (or NE) when.... Tue Sep 05, 2006 12:44 am

Subject: Re: You know you're from SD (or NE) when.... Thu Sep 07, 2006 6:36 pm

*takes a bow*

Subject: Re: You know you're from SD (or NE) when.... Mon Sep 11, 2006 4:54 pm

*throws rose*

Subject: Re: You know you're from SD (or NE) when.... Mon Sep 11, 2006 5:21 pm

sounds familiar.... Suspect

Subject: Re: You know you're from SD (or NE) when.... Tue Sep 12, 2006 12:36 am

I have a rose farm. Wink

Subject: Re: You know you're from SD (or NE) when.... Tue Sep 12, 2006 7:57 am

Zero wrote:: I have a rose farm.

lol.

Subject: Re: You know you're from SD (or NE) when.... Tue Sep 12, 2006 9:20 am

and DMac's got donughts. I don't know which is better...

Subject: Re: You know you're from SD (or NE) when.... Mon Oct 09, 2006 4:41 pm

Texas roses beat out Canadian donuts. Wink

Subject: Re: You know you're from SD (or NE) when.... Mon Oct 09, 2006 5:12 pm

oh the yellow rose of texas!

Subject: Re: You know you're from SD (or NE) when.... Tue Oct 10, 2006 12:59 am

Exactly!

Subject: Re: You know you're from SD (or NE) when.... Tue Oct 10, 2006 10:29 am

I <3 yellow roses. WAY better than donuts.

Subject: Re: You know you're from SD (or NE) when.... Tue Oct 10, 2006 12:47 pm

What about the rose of alabam'ee?

Subject: Re: You know you're from SD (or NE) when.... Tue Oct 10, 2006 12:57 pm

They really can't compare to the yellow rose of Texas...

Subject: Re: You know you're from SD (or NE) when.... Tue Oct 10, 2006 10:22 pm

I side with mah darlin brandon on this one.

Subject: Re: You know you're from SD (or NE) when.... Wed Oct 11, 2006 2:32 pm

The All-Powerful Admin is on my side. I win. Very Happy

Subject: Re: You know you're from SD (or NE) when.... Sun Oct 15, 2006 4:14 am

I just had to.

You know you live in Arkansas when...

Everyone who finds out where you live makes an incest joke.

You can honestly say the entire population of a small town is made up of your family members.

The highlights of the year as far as entertainment are: The college playoffs and the annual rodeo.

Spanish a more common first language than English. (Not a racial slur, but there are THAT many Hispanic people moving in)

You know of/live in chickendale (you won't find it on the map though)

You can drive two miles from down town and be in the middle of four cow fields.

You can find a church or eight on nearly every block.

The instant someone starts making money they move into a gated community.